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BroncoTalk - Denver Broncos blog and news: Create-A-Caption – Wed Aug 27

  • Johnny Leatherhead · 1 year ago
    Hey Jay, pull my finger. I dare ya!
  • Garret Barnes · 1 year ago
    Look Jay, Matt Leinart is trying to make people think that he was a better pick than you.

    Jay: You're right he hit that ref straight on.
  • BH · 1 year ago
    Shanahan: We've got them right where we want them.
  • LorDog · 1 year ago
    C'mon coach, it's bigger than that!
  • no-pseudo-fan · 1 year ago
    Did the move involve a knuckle?
  • Boisebroncoguy · 1 year ago
    Yes Jay, this is how Al Davis used to hold my leash, but I still got away.
  • flbronc · 1 year ago
    coach: ok, heads and rivers is a d-bag and tails he's whiny baby.

    jay: sounds good coach, flip it.
  • Jonathan Douglas · 1 year ago
    How do you like my new invisible clipboard?
  • Ryan · 1 year ago
    "Quit laughing Jay, I am serious. After the week one game, if Javon Walker is coming at you like this, he probably has a shiv."
  • Aaron · 1 year ago
    Yeah, you just give the hooker the money out in the open. Anything to keep Marshall away from his ex!
  • Amos · 1 year ago
    "So Rivers fit the whole thing up his ass?"
  • mikebirty · 1 year ago
    Oh my god! Jay you're about eaten alive by Nate Webster's helmet.
  • Denver Diehard · 1 year ago
    "You call it Jay, Heads you can pass, if tails then Seldon runs it in"
  • mikebirty · 1 year ago
    look coach, i know money's tight but do i have to wear a pee wee helmet?
  • mikebirty · 1 year ago
    (i should probably stop after this one!)

    And if i point my finger like this and raise it to my nose it either means i want you to audible into a two tight end, single back set and run a stretch left or i'm picking a booger.
  • J.C. · 1 year ago
    So, I slept with that pig last night
  • TJ · 1 year ago
    And so Griese said. "No Coach, I tripped over my dog. I promise". Hah. hah hah!!
  • GreasyQtip · 1 year ago
    "Got your nose!"
  • GreasyQtip · 1 year ago
    "Don't **** up you little ****, my jobs depending on it..."
  • Trent · 1 year ago
    ... Then i went up to the ref and came him one of these... And he just happened to change the call.
  • hercules rockefeller · 1 year ago
    It's called a Texas Titty Twister.

    First, you grab the nipple like so......
  • LorDog · 1 year ago
    Coach: "You actually stepped out of bounds right there and got away with it didn't you?"
  • Linmoo · 1 year ago
    Rock-Paper-Scissors ya for the next touchdown pass call!
  • Patrick · 1 year ago
    "One time Al Davis and I were in the film room and he falls a sleep on me. I shake him, he still doesn't wake up. I thought he was dead right there."
  • Chuck · 1 year ago
    'Have you met my girlfriend? Her name is five finger sally.
  • Sam · 1 year ago
    Next time you go behind center, just stick your finger in their crack and watch their face.
  • jibbons · 1 year ago
    After 15 minutes you stop sitting on it, and it really does feel like a stranger.
  • MIAbronco · 1 year ago
    Shanny-"so I shot the basterd Al Davis"
    Jay-"did you now"
  • Jason · 1 year ago
    Mike: "Heads: Hackney is your back up and I cut Patrick, Tails: I cut Ramsey anyway and we get Jack (Elway) to back you up."
    Jay: "*laughs* Perfect."
  • Kyle · 1 year ago
    Mike: "Haha, Rivers just shit his pants."
  • daveb · 1 year ago
    In his best Bill Clinton voice >> "No Jay, I did not have sexual relations with Al Davis!"
  • Big V · 1 year ago
    Jay: "Come on do another one" Shanny: "Ok Ok, here's my Bob Dole impersination"
  • Bill · 1 year ago
    Hey Jay, Did you see Philip Rivers trying to pull his head out of his ass?
  • Danish Denver-fan! · 1 year ago
    Mike (Lincoln): C'mon Jay - your country needs you!
  • Danish Denver-fan! · 1 year ago
    Mike: "Have you seen rest of my finger?!"
  • Danish Denver-fan! · 1 year ago
    Mike: "Man this jacket is to big for me!"

    Jay: "Your just have to yank it down like this."
  • Danish Denver-fan! · 1 year ago
    Mike: "It's like that with Al, you give him your finger..."
  • chargerbomb · 1 year ago
    [Mike] : "Send in the kicker"
    [Jay]: "Kicker? I hardly know her!"
    [Mike]:
  • E. Halsey Miles · 1 year ago
    That? Over there? That's Al Davis turning into a mummy. Which won't be any different from now.