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Bronkey — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 18:50:31 -0000

Man, look at all of these. I thought the Create-a-Caption winner's were supposed to be funny.

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MNFAN — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 08:11:25 -0000

Yes I have the plans right here.....Thats right 11 restrooms and 3 kitchens for when the guys come over.....NO the defense will be outside with the Smokey Joe and construction portapotty.....I don't know let me check..We're behind..bring another portapotty and smoker.

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T-Money — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 06:33:33 -0000

Damn. He knows where i get my plays...

turn off the xbox

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T-Money — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 06:29:58 -0000

Hey Jay... Jay... I need a 7 letter word that sounds like 'common sense'...

Jay: "did you try offense?"

mike: " yeah. it doesn't work."

Jay: " I don't know coach. That one is tricky"

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Chris Parker — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 04:30:56 -0000

TO WHOM IT CONCERNS: THE INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE DEFENSE ARE IN CHINESE.

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Mike Birtwistle — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 03:56:08 -0000

dear mike,
over the past few months you've made some comments that have undermined the players, coaches and staff of this great team therefore i'm firing you even though you don't work for me.
Love Al Davis.

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Linmoo — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 01:51:53 -0000

Let's see here....where did I put that 4 and 20 play call? Oh right, it's under the "FUBAR Defense" heading.

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Boisebroncoguy — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 23:13:18 -0000

Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa la...............

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M-High Marauder — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 23:01:22 -0000

OK, why is the Oklahoma drill on here?

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Awesome, Austin — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:22:32 -0000

Coach finally gives in and looks at Obama's book for answers on how to lead the team and only finds out that he should be ashamed of himself for being white.

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Awesome, Austin — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:20:03 -0000

Sweet they just added another session of tanning on Saturday, that way I can get good and crispy looking for the camera close ups when we fumble the ball.

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AKscott — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:11:28 -0000

"Defense for Dummies, by Ted Cotrell.. no wonder this hasnt been working!"

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kerry — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:51:47 -0000

a petition demanding my resignation? no way! im King Shanahan. lord of the land. pay homage to my inability to properly build a football team!! man this book isnt even near as think as my Ego.

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Kawike — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:41:19 -0000

A petition to fire the defense?

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hercules rockefeller — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:30:51 -0000

Man, look at all of this good stuff on here. Why did I hand it over to a 30 year old again?

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dee — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:27:43 -0000

"Where is Big Al's phone number??, I had it right here beside John Lynch's and Alex Gibbs"

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rhansen — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 19:50:38 -0000

Hmmm, I could have sworn I had a defensive play listed here but I guess not. Oh well.

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Broncoholic — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 18:54:58 -0000

Here's my list of available D-Coordinators. Let's see, who's going to be my next fall guy?

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danstall — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 18:24:04 -0000

"To be or not to be, that is the question" My defense must answer.

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E. Halsey Miles — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 18:15:01 -0000

"Hey it says here that Obama is up in the Colorado polls how--OH a play a play how about blackbird charlie left strike 3. Sorry about that."

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Monty — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 17:58:51 -0000

Mike Shanahan mulls over Dewayne Robertson's daily diet plan.

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GreasyQtip — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 17:35:26 -0000

Photo courtesy of Belichek Images Inc.

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Jon Krause — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 17:15:07 -0000

"Okay ummm, how about - no, Joey Porter.
Selvin is out so we can do a draw Andre - What am I thinking? No way.
Quick slant, Marshall can hold on - won't work he fumbles every time.
Eddie - no him too.
Got it! Michael Pittman sweep - but wait if he scores our 'D' will have to get in the game.
I miss Gary [Kubiak]"

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flbronc — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:55:00 -0000

Coach Shannahan vigorously reads 'How to Draft a Winning Defense' .

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kerry — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:40:06 -0000

maybe this is the manual that shows me how to be a head coach and not let my ego run this football team.