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  • SivNiz · 1 year ago
    I wonder if I can do that mind control thing that Darth Davis does?
  • danstall · 1 year ago
    I would like to take Al Davis and squash him like a bug.
  • danstall · 1 year ago
    Mike Shanahan is inside our head man, get him out of our head.
  • hercules rockefeller · 1 year ago
    New Raiders head coach John Goodman wishes he was back on the set of Roseanne.
  • Boisebroncoguy · 1 year ago
    For a guy to want to be the permanent new coach here, he would have to have this much air in his head.
  • Boisebroncoguy · 1 year ago
    Al's ego is about this big and shaped like a watermelon.
  • Boisebroncoguy · 1 year ago
    How do you guys like my new hat?
  • Kyle · 1 year ago
    *Stares at a far-away bus*

    "Haha, I squish the bus."
  • E. Halsey Miles · 1 year ago
    "If my head were just a LITTLE bit bigger, I'd look like John Goodman."
  • E. Halsey Miles · 1 year ago
    Kyle: Wow, a Kids in the Hall reference. People still remember that? =)
  • Brenton Metzler · 1 year ago
    "Accepting the head coaching job of the Oakland Raiders? What the hell was I thinking. God, IDIOT!!!!"
  • I Piss Excellence · 1 year ago
    Oakland Raiders coach Tom Cable (above) has decided to "up the ante" and instruct his players on the finer points of "spirit fingers" after reportedly being pleasantly surprised with his wide receivers' use of "jazz hands" throughout the season.
  • AKscott · 1 year ago
    "I sat by JaMarcus at lunch today, and i swear to god he ate a burger THIS BIG!"
  • Gary · 1 year ago
    Raiders head coach Tom Cable shown here in this photo from last fall at his last job, teaching his players the fundamentals of football... "OK kids, this is how we put on our helmets."

    Raiders owner Al Davis was moved by the Raider shirt he saw on Cable in this photo and realized that a true fan who knew how to coach would do a great job for them.
  • East · 1 year ago
    "You know how screwed we are? This much!"
  • Linmoo · 1 year ago
    I got a headache this big, and it's *screaming* for a new owner.
  • Boisebroncoguy · 1 year ago
    Yes it's true, I do know the cheerleader Elway is engaged to.
  • GreasyQtip · 1 year ago
    5 dollar fooootlong
  • HogBlog · 1 year ago
    Hmmm...Jamarcus doesnt understand english so we 'll start "signing" the plays during the game. Ok Jamarcus, this means...'defense is closing fast, get rid of the damn ball". Ok, you got it? Jesus H Christ, NO...it doesnt mean another Subway footlong you moron!!!!!!!!!!!
  • adgriff42 · 1 year ago
    Tom Cable...an inspiration to all special needs children
  • scotty · 1 year ago
    "Hold on guys, I'm receiving orders from the Mother ship."
  • Mark · 1 year ago
    Don't worry guys, I'll just use my super telepathic mind control on 'ol Mikey boy, and we will this game. Here goes...(grunting sounds).....(craps his pants)...Uh-oh, I think I better call a time out.
  • T-Money · 1 year ago
    "Have you seen my dump truck?"
  • T-Money · 1 year ago
    If you grow hands this big, Javon... Then you'll catch everything
  • Kyle · 1 year ago
    There's just so many things going on up in there, sometimes order the I up mess.
  • jchase8410 · 1 year ago
    So then I grabbed them like this and motorboated her until I passed out!
  • Boisebroncoguy · 1 year ago
    Come on guys, Norm from Cheers has a much bigger head than me.
  • DaveMoore · 1 year ago
    Suddenly the dual rumours of Al Davis' shabby old Raiders coat being a fully operational invisibility cloak and every Raiders coach having their head up Al's ass were brutally confirmed.
  • DaveMoore · 1 year ago
    I wish Al would disconnect these damn wires!
  • Mark · 1 year ago
    Holy freaking crap! This job makes my head want to explode!!! I'm moving back into the van down by the river!
  • Garrett Barnes · 1 year ago
    Peace Tom. Peace.
  • Jon · 1 year ago
    HUUUUUMMMMMM,HUUMMMMMM,
    Ummm, Al, you sure this works?
  • broncobobmeridian · 1 year ago
    I cant stand it any more. I keep hearing this little voices in my head......
    Tom, can I see you in my office, and don't forget your belongings.
  • broncobobmeridian · 1 year ago
    Damn, it used to be when Al fired you, he would screw you out of your pay. Now he wont pay me if we lose.
  • BroncosFan24 · 1 year ago
    "AL told me I had to find a way to beat the Broncos this weekend even if i had to stay up all night. But if i stayed up all night thinking of a way to beat the Broncos my head would swell to this size cause we all know it wont happen!"
  • mikebirty · 1 year ago
    And then Arthur Patrelli put his hands on Hiro's head like this and now Hiro thinks he's ten. Man I love that show.
  • mikebirty · 1 year ago
    Oh no, Al wants to see me in his office and I need to bring my playbook
  • mikebirty · 1 year ago
    ever since he signed that contract Javon Walker's head has been this big.
  • M-High Marauder · 1 year ago
    This just in.... In order to better communicate play calls, Tom Cable has started using gang signs so the Oakland players could understand better.
  • broncobobmeridian · 1 year ago
    Here Coach Cable is showing his players step by step moves on what to do when law enforcement says," Get out of the car and put your hands behind your head."
  • AcDrago · 1 year ago
    Al Davis is driving me nuts...What possess me to take this freakin job?
  • Blow me · 1 year ago
    Broncos suck it up again
  • MNFAN · 1 year ago
    Really guys my head used to be this big till I took the Raiders job.
  • Mark · 1 year ago
    No seriously, Mikey laid a turd this big in our first match up as head coaches!
  • RHansen · 1 year ago
    ....and then Al put his butt right here!
  • Всеволод Рыбин · 7 months ago
    Интересная статья. Много чего нового узнал для себя. Автору респект и уважуха :)