DISQUS

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  • Boisebroncoguy · 1 year ago
    Wow! When we tape Javon's signing bonus check to the ball, he actually catches it!
  • Trent · 1 year ago
    "If you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours you're suspoed to call a doctor...not me!"
  • E. Halsey Miles · 1 year ago
    "The flaming poo on Al Davis' porch joke NEVER gets old!"
  • Big Vaughn · 1 year ago
    "Ha Ha , Al you alright buddy? let me help you up .. he he! What?? oh yeah thats just a new 4th down play we've been working on called power sweep a-hole right. GOOD HIT Asomugha !!! he he he"
  • Johnny Leatherhead · 1 year ago
    Yuck! How do the fans drink this Silver-and-Black Kool-Aid all the time?
  • Johnny Leatherhead · 1 year ago
    Can I do two?

    "Only 296 days until I get fired. Yippee!"
  • Kyle · 1 year ago
    Dude, you're the reigning champ. Caption to your heart's content.

    (That's true every day, BTW).
  • mikebirty · 1 year ago
    Hey Al Davies just complained of a sharp stabbing pain in his left shoulder!
  • andy b. · 1 year ago
    Not to crib from mikebirty, but...
    "Hey guys, good news! I just got off the phone with an expert at the hospital. It's true, Al really does have to die sometime!"
  • jibbons · 1 year ago
    Have you seen my baseball??
  • Big Vaughn · 1 year ago
    " None of the players had the heart to tell Lane that Al Davis had given him a piece of trick gum, turning his teeth and tounge completely black.."
  • dstall · 1 year ago
    "Wow I got to make it a decision on personnel. That water boy will never work for the Raiders again!"
  • E. Halsey Miles · 1 year ago
    "Stop me if you've heard this one before. Al Davis walks into a bar...no wait, hobbles into a bar!"
  • Jonathan Douglas · 1 year ago
    LMAO

    Oh... stop...it hurts...

    That Raider's article was the funniest thing I've EVER read (well, not quite as funny as Douglas Adams - but close).

    Best quotables are...

    Raider Math Class: "Lots of critics are predicting us for 6 wins. I say double that and subtract 3."
    What the hell!? why not just say 9-7?

    Raider Monster Hunt: "You got fast (Fargas), fast/strong (McFadden) and strong (Bush). That’s our cyclopes monster right there."
    Really? A Cyclopes? I'm pretty sure that's a one-eyed mythical monter. So, how does that have anything to do with your RB's, again?
  • daveb · 1 year ago
    I quit...jibbons wins hands down...that was F-U-N-N-Y!!
  • Trent · 1 year ago
    I second that. That just made my day.
  • Jason · 1 year ago
    Lane after Al's walker broke.
  • hercules rockefeller · 1 year ago
    Dead man walkin' on a green mile.
  • Kawike · 1 year ago
    OMG, Javon! I thought that for $55 million you could at least run with out tripping over your own feet.
  • Nevvellsbomb · 1 year ago
    Hey look a pretty little butterfly!!!
  • GreasyQtip · 1 year ago
    "That... is the smallest penis i have ever seen."
  • Denver Diehard · 1 year ago
    "Duh, I dink I juss made poo poo, yuk yuk yuk
  • SivNiz · 1 year ago
    Dude where's my car?